TAGLAA breakup!!!!!!!!!!!!

Here it is!! Hope u like it :D

Voice: Previously, on TAGLAA:
(everyone enters)
Ashley: Your dad…shut down my dad’s…company?
Alexa: (speechless)
Voice: Well, that certainly spiced things up between TAGLAA! Let’s see what happened right after Ashley said that…
Ashley: Tell me the truth, Alexa!
Alexa: (looks at her)…it’s true. But, I didn’t know it was my dad who-
Ashley: That doesn’t matter! You betrayed me and TAGLAA!
Alexa: Ashley, it isn’t like that! I didn’t even know it was my dad who shut Apple down until I read that newspaper article!
Ginny: She’s right, Ashley. It’s not her fault if she didn’t know!
Alexa: Yeah! If I did know, which I didn’t, I would totally tell my dad not to shut Apple down!
Thalia: I’m sorry, Alexa and Ginny, but… you know, I-
Ginny: Whatever, Thalia! Like you think Ashley’s right! You have to admit, she’s wrong!
Lily: (shouting) Guys, can you just stop-
Ashley: I’m the one who had to suffer a three-bedroom home, a department store, a public pool, meditation, and STUDYING because of her! (points at Alexa)
Analise: Ashley, Alexa, please-
Alexa: No, Analise! This is between me and Ashley! (looks at Ashley) Look, if you don’t believe me, then maybe we can’t be friends anymore!
Ashley: I agree!
Analise and Lily: No guys, don’t!
(Ashley leaves, Thalia follows. Alexa leaves, Ginny follows.)
Lily: Analise, we can’t let TAGLAA break up!
Analise: You’re right! We have to solve this right now!
Lily: Right. It’ll be just you and me. Team AL.
Analise: Our mission: Get TAGLAA back together.
(they high-five and leave the stage)
At the bowling alley:
Thalia: (is bowling) Now, Ashley, I’m sure you’re familiar with Newton’s laws of motion. The first law states…(keeps talking)
Lily: (hiding behind a bowling ball) (whispers) Analise, there they are!
Analise: (looks at bowling ball with wide eyes)
Lily: What’s wrong? Hide!
Analise: I…can’t. A bowling ball broke my foot last time we were here, remember?
Lily: Oh, yeah. Just hide behind me.
Analise: Okay. (hides)
Thalia: (demonstrating) So, You are exercising Newton’s 2nd law when you roll the ball. (rolls ball) While the ball is in motion, traveling towards the pins, you are seeing Newton’s 1st law in action. (ball hits pins) And when the ball hits the pins, you are seeing Newton’s 3rd law in action, which makes the pins fall over and the ball slow down.
Ashley: (takes ear buds out of her ears) Hmm? Were you saying something, Thalia?
Thalia: (sees ear buds, sighs) When will you ever be as smart as you were back in the day?
Ashley: You mean yesterday?
Thalia: Yeah…
Lily: Well, nothing to see here. Let’s see what Alexa and Ginny are up to.
Analise: Will do! I can’t wait to get out of this… (looks at bowling ball) haunted place.
(they leave)
With Alexa and Ginny:
(loud music playing, Alexa and Ginny dancing)
(Analise and Lily are already in there)
Analise: I love this song! Oh yeah! Do the fall! Do the fall! (falls and gets up again)
Lily: (concentrating hard) Ohm, ohm, ohm, OHM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (groans) I CAN’T CONCENTRATE!!!
Analise: Just relax…and dance! (continues “the fall”)
Lily: Can we just go? We still haven’t thought of a plan!
Analise: But why???
Lily: (drags her out)
Analise: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Alexa: (looks around) Did you just hear Analise scream?
Ginny: No…
Alexa: Oh, must have been in my head then. (continues dancing)
With Lily and Analise:
(Lily’s meditating, Analise’s pacing)
Analise: What should we do??????
Lily: I don’t know…I’ve been meditating my head off, but the spirits don’t have anything to offer!
Analise: Well, since honesty is the best policy…why don’t we just talk to them? You could talk to Ashley and Thalia, and I’ll talk to Ginny and Alexa!
Lily: Sure! First thing tomorrow morning!
Next day:
(Ginny and Alexa are reading)
Analise: (walks in, nervously) Hi, guys…
Alexa: (looks up, smiles) Oh, hey Analise!
Ginny: (looks up) (scoots) Have a seat!
Analise: Thanks… (sits between them)
Ginny: So, what’s up?
Analise: Well, it’s kinda about this argument….
Alexa and Ginny: You wanna join our side??
Analise: Um, no. I don’t want to have to join sides… there shouldn’t be any sides between the six of us, don’t you think?
Alexa and Ginny: (glare at her)
Analise: Umm, I guess not. Well, just hear me out. TAGLAA has been friends since preschool, and we shouldn’t break up. We’ve helped each other out in every situation…I just don’t think it should end now, you know? Our friendship’s too strong for that… I mean, I’m sure you can think of at least 5 times Ashley and Thalia have helped you.
Alexa: (thinks, counts with fingers) Thalia, yes, but Ashley…NO.
Ginny: Yup, me too. In fact, Analise, what you just said… you inspired me!
Analise: (hopeful) To forgive Thalia and Ashley?
Ginny: (laughs) No. You inspired me…to go along with this breakup! I was beginning to have second thoughts….but you just cleared that up, Analise! Thank you!
Analise: No, that wasn’t the point-
Alexa: You’re brilliant, Analise!
Analise: (sighs) I tried…(begins to leave)
Alexa: Analise, wait!
Analise: (turns around)
Alexa: Were you there last night at the Just Dance club?
Analise: No…
Alexa: That’s weird. I thought I heard you scream.
Analise: Uh, uh…(runs away)
With Ashley and Thalia:
Ashley: (reading a textbook upside-down) Thalia, this thing is broken!
Thalia: (sighs deeply and fixes it)
Ashley: (gasps as she reads) Wow, Thalia! You have the skills of a true magician!
Lily: (enters)
Thalia: Good evening, Lily. Have a seat.
Ashley: Hey, Lily. What’s up?
Lily: Well, it’s kind of about the argument…
Ashley and Thalia: You want to join our side?
Lily: No…I want all six of us to be on the same side again.
Ashley: Nuh-uh, not working.
Thalia: I agree. What’s done is done.
Lily: Well, just listen. (looks at Ashley) Remember that day in second grade we realized our names make up TAGLAA?
Ashley: Yeah…
Lily: And a week later, you went and bought us these? (holds up her wrist)
Ashley: (thinks)
Flashback:
(everyone except Ashley is talking, reading, etc.)
Ashley: (enters) I have a present for all of you!
Thalia: Books?
Lily: A yoga mat?
Analise: A mattress to cushion my falls?
Alexa: Hand sanitizer?
Ginny: A basketball?
Ashley: No… (holds up the bracelets) FRIENDSHIP BRACELETS!!!! (hands them to everyone, everyone puts them on) Hands in.
(everyone stands in a circle and puts the hand with the bracelet in the center.
Thalia: T!
Ashley: A!
Ginny: G!
Lily: L!
Analise: A!
Alexa: A!
Everyone: TAGLAA! (puts hands in the air)
Ashley: Friends forever?
Everyone else: FOREVER!!! (they all hug)
*end of flashback*
Thalia: That was a good day.
Lily: Yeah…do you really want to ruin it by breaking up? I mean, how many times has Alexa or Ginny been rude to you?
Thalia: Approximately 37.
Ashley: I can’t count that high.
Lily: I was kind of hoping for zero…
Ashley: No, Lily, you’re right! We shouldn’t be fighting!
Thalia: Yeah!
Lily: I knew you guys would come to your senses!
Thalia and Ashley: We should just forget about each other for good!
Ashley: Thanks, Lily! You’re awesome!
Thalia: Yes! You’re a… “Smooth dude” as my peers call it!
Lily: (laughs meekly) Thanks…I guess. (Runs away)
With Analise and Lily:
Analise: Well, our plan failed.
Lily: Yup. Not to worry though, I have another one! (whispers to Analise)
Analise: Good one! So, once again, tomorrow morning.
(they leave)
Later:
Lily: (finishes hanging flyer)
Analise: (finishes hanging flyer, sees Alexa and Ginny)
Analise; (to Lily) There they come! Let’s go!
(they hide)
Alexa: (sees flyer) Hey, Ginny, look at this!
Ginny: (reads flyer) Sports event featuring hand sanitizer covered balls! We’re so there!
Alexa: (continues reading) Take this flyer for a free jumbo-sized hand sanitizer bottle and a free basketball hoop! Let’s go!
(they take the flyer, another flyer’s under it. They don’t see it, and keep walking)
(Thalia and Ashley enter)
Thalia: Hey, Ashley, look at this flyer! (reads) The annual library comes to town!
Ashley: Boring!
Thalia: Featuring books on how to be rich, dumb, pretty, and spoiled!
Ashley: Let’s go! (they go)
In the “festival”:
Thalia and Ashley: (see Ginny and Alexa) YOU!?!?
Ginny and Alexa: (see Thalia and Ashley) YOU?!?!
(they begin to leave, but Analise is blocking Ashley and Thalia, and Lily’s blocking Ginny and Alexa)
Lily: Analise, I just thought of a new plan!
Analise: Yeah? So did I!
Lily and Analise: LOCK THEM IN A ROOM AND DON’T LET THEM OUT UNTIL THEY’RE FRIENDS AGAIN! (pushes them and lock the door. They stand guard in front of it.)
In the room:
Thalia: (pounding on the door) LET US OUT!!!!!!!!
Lily and Analise: (through the door) NOT UNTIL YOU MAKE UP!
Thalia: (groans, sits down)
(silence)
Ginny: Alexa, could you loosen my bracelet a little? It’s a little tight…
Alexa: Sure. (starts to loosen it)
Ashley: (looks at bracelet) Is…is that the bracelet I gave you in second grade?
Ginny: Yeah…it is.
Ashley: You…kept it? After all these years…after this argument?
Ginny: Well, yeah.
Alexa: Mine is on, too. (shows her)
Thalia: As is mine. (shows)
Ashley: I never took mine off ever since the day I gave them…
Everyone else: (in the room) Neither have I.
Analise and Lily: (through the door) NEITHER HAVE WE!
Alexa: I…missed you guys a lot the last few days…
Ashley: I missed you, too.
(they all hug)
(Analise and Lily open the door)
(everyone stands in a circle and puts the hand with the bracelet in the center.
Thalia: T!
Ashley: A!
Ginny: G!
Lily: L!
Analise: A!
Alexa: A!
Everyone: TAGLAA! (puts hands in the air)
Ashley and Alex a: Friends forever?
Everyone else: FOREVER!!! (they all hug)

The All About Ashley Play (season 1 finale!)

Everyone except Ashley: (looking at newspaper, and are shocked by what they see)
Ashley: (comes up to them) Hey, guys! What’s going on?
Lily: (crying) Oh, Ashley, I’m SO sorry! I shall ask the spirits for help! Ohm (meditates deeply)
Alexa: WHY, oh WHY did this have to happen to you!?!?!?!? I hope you recover soon.
Ginny: The news is so terrible, I don’t even feel like working out!
Analise: Why did your family’s company have to faal! (falls)
Thalia: If I am mathematically correct, it will take you approximately 10 years, 2 months, and 12 days to regain your wealth.
Ashley: What are you guys talking about?
Everyone else: Didn’t you read the newspaper?
Ashley: (laughs a lot) Reading the newspaper? Me? That’s a good one! (laughs)
Thalia: A health inspector visited your dad’s company, Apple Inc. Unfortunately, your dad’s company failed the test. The health inspector had to shut the company down, and I’m afraid Apple is no more. Your family also had to stop the construction of your summer villa in Honolulu, Hawaii. It’s a very, very sad loss.
Ashley: Huh?
Alexa: Your dad failed a health test…
Lily: Your dad can’t go to work anymore, cuz his company doesn’t exist anymore…
Analise: The Apple has reached the core…
Ginny: Your house in Hawaii can’t be finished, and…
Everyone except Ashley: You’re poor.
Ashley: I’m… poor? This is the WORST day of my life! (sob)
Ginny: I’m sorry, Ashley.
Alexa: There must be some way we can help!
Thalia: Yes, most certainly.
Lily: Here are some words of wisdom: Helping is caring and caring leads to friendship and friendship leads to kindness which leads to helping which leads to caring which… wait, I said that already.
Analise: Yeah! You could stay at my house!
Ashley: Thanks, Analise. Right now, I need all the help I can get.
Ginny: In fact, we can all help.
Alexa: Yeah, I have a few ideas up my sleeve.
Thalia: Then it’s settled. We’ll start helping her tomorrow.
Ashley: Great! I’ll pack my stuff. Oh, wait! (starts crying) I HAVE NO STUFF! (runs off crying)
(first day-Analise)
Analise: And this is your room.
Ashley: WHAT? My bathroom is ten times bigger than this!
Analise: I’m sorry but I am not as rich as you.
Ashley: I am not rich anymore, remember! (sobs)
Analise: Oh no! I am so sorry! I know what will cheer you up! I’ll show you something you will really like!
(Analise’s mom is in kitchen making Crème brulee)
Analise’s mom: Honey, this is all for you. We feel very sorry and we want to make you feel better.
Ashley: OMG! Crème brulee! AND you got me maid! But she is not wearing the right outfit but that’s okay!
Analise: Ashley! That’s my mom!
Ashley; Oh well, my old maid can give you lessons. Training begins tomorrow.
Analise’s mom: I know that you are not used to living like this and some things are a little bit different. No one bosses anyone around. Everyone is treated equally, okay?
Ashley: Okay. Analise, you can get a maid too. I don’t mind.
Analise: (groans) This is going to be harder than I thought. (hits head, then falls) Thanks for adding the extra padding mom.
Mom: No problem! Aaaah! (falls)
Ashley: (crying) I want to be rich again! (runs away)
Next day at department store:
Alexa: I understand that department stores are entirely new to you, and I’m glad to help you out.
Ashley: What’s a department store?
Alexa: (sigh) It’s a place that sells clothes and many, many other things for less money!
Ashley: THIS is the dreaded place where people sell p-p-polyester and c-c-cotton?
Alexa: NO ONE you come across is going to care about the type of fabric you wear. Department store clothes look just as nice as designer clothes. Now, look at that amazing shirt. It would go so nicely with that super-cool pair of jeans. A very important rule to remember is that these clothes are really dirty, so never try them on and always use hand sanitizer every time you so much as touch something.
Ashley: EWWW!!!! THOSE CLOTHES ARE NASTY!!!
Store clerk: Excuse me, ma’am, would you like me to kick you out of here?
Ashley: YES, PLEASE! But not in those shoes. (Gives one of her shoes to clerk)
Alexa: Oh, sorry about that. She is just new to the world of department stores. (Quietly) She is Ashley Rich, ma’am.
Store clerk: Miss Rich, my condolences to you and your parents…but I’ll still have to kick you out. (looks at shoe) Can I keep these?
Ashley: NO! (takes shoe, runs out of store)
Alexa: Ashley! Wait! (runs after her)

Ginny: Alright, Ashley. Today, I’m going to take you to a pool.
Ashley: Yay! Swimming in my private pool is the best place to work out.
Ginny: (takes her to pool, points) I meant a public pool.
Ashley: What!?!?! Public? You mean… with other people?
Ginny: Exactly! Now, remember, be careful not to bump into anyone. And, whatever you do, DON’T stand next to a little kid, because they sort of pee in there…
Ashley: EWW! No way! I’m leaving (tries to walk away)
Ginny: Oh, no you don’t! (pushes her into water) The water’s fine!
Ashley: AAH! Cold, cold COLD! (tries to get out)
Ginny: (splashes her) Come on, at least give it a try!
Ashley: NO! (starts crying) I want my private pool back!
Ginny: (covers her mouth) Shh! Everyone’s staring at us! (thinks) Hey, Ashley, are you hungry?
Ashley: A little.
Ginny: Come on. Let’s go to the snack bar. They have some really good hot dogs. But, there’s a really long line. Guess we’re gonna have to wait a while!
Ashley: Oh, please! I can go to the front! (starts walking)
Ginny: But, Ashley, you’re not- Oh, here we go.
Ashley: Hi. I’m Ashley Rich. I’ll take escargot to go.
Snack Girl: Two reasons why that’s not possible. 1: We don’t sell snails, and 2: YOU’RE POOR NOW! GO TO THE END OF THE LINE!
Ashley: Oh, yeah. (cries) But, I had to live in a regular house, shop at a department store, and… SWIM IN A PUBLIC POOL!
S.G: Oh, that must be torture. Now, as I was saying, (picks up bat) GO TO THE END OF THE LINE! (gets out of shack, whacks her until she goes to end of line)
Ginny: KNOCK IT OFF, SNACK GIRL! YOU KNOW WHAT, WE’RE NEVER COMING BACK AGAIN! Come on, Ashley! (they leave)

Lily: So Ashley, what do you do to relax?
Ashley: Easy! I speed dial 2 and get Gloria’s Private Massage and Spa Inc. to come and then she gives me mud facial and put cucumbers on my eyes. Then, they give me a back massage. It is very relaxing.
Lily: Well now you will have to meditate (sits down in lotus and meditates)
Ashley: What happened to your feet? Are they broken?
Lily: No. I’m doing a full lotus.
Ashley: What’s that?
Lily: I’ll teach you how. First take your right leg and put on your left thigh.
Ashley: Ok, like this?
Lily: Yes! You got it! Now put your other foot on your other thigh.
Ashley: Ok, but…OW OW OW!
Lily: Try again!
Ashley: Ok whatever. (tries again) (straining voice) Is…thi..s…right?
Lily: YES! YES! You did it!!
Ashley: I’m done? Ok. Bye. (starts to get up)
Lily: No that’s not all. Now you actually have to meditate.
Ashley: Fine (goes to lotus) Om…Om…Om…(peeks) Lily? Lily (waves hand across face) LILY? Good. (tries to run away)
Lily: ASHLEY! COME BACK HERE!
Ashley: Aaaah! Oh, my legs hurt sooo much and I feel sooo stressed. (cries)
Lily: You want a back massage don’t you.
Ashley: Yes, yes I do. (lies down on stomach) I’m ready!
Lily: Ugh… (gives Ashley back massage)

Thalia’s House
Thalia: So, Ashley, what do you do to prepare for a test? Err, do you even bother?
Ashley: I either hang out at my mansion, go shopping at a designer store, swim in my private pool, or get a facial and back massage. I never remember to prepare for tests!
Thalia: Well…now that you don’t have such luxuries, you need to study. I think you should start with the very, very basics since you’re very new to studying. Soon, you’ll be able to, say, find the rate of interest in a bank account.
Ashley: I know this; it’s easy! I=PRT! I=interest, P=principal, R=rate, and T=time!
Thalia: (staring in shock) What’s two plus two?
Ashley: Is that a trick question?
Thalia: I bet your brain only works if I mention money! (Pulls out three dollars from pocket and lays them out) You have three dollars, and I give you four more dollars. (Pulls out four more dollars) How many dollars do you have now?
Ashley: Ummmmm, seven dollars, right?
Thalia: (Happily) Exactly! Here is something a tiny bit harder. If each person in TAGLAA had ten dollars, how many dollars would we have all together?
Ashley: Is it sixty dollars?
Thalia: That’s perfect! Let’s move on to history and social studies. Which country invented paper money?
Ashley: I was actually listening to this in school! It’s China!
Thalia: Wow! And which building in which city does the American government print money?
Ashley: It’s the Bureau of Engraving and Printing in Washington, D.C.!
Thalia: Whoa, Ashley. I am so proud of you! With the right mindset, you could do almost anything.
Ashley and Thalia high-five and leave the stage.

Someone’s house:
Thalia: (Happily) So, how was your day with Ashley?
Everyone Else: (groans)
Analise: She refuses to stay in my house! Every night, we have to get her back in! And I spent 10 days looking for a maid!
Alexa: I had to touch her shoe! It’s SO unhygienic!
Ginny: I had to pown the snack girl at the public pool!
Lily: You guys have it easy. I had to give her a back massage.
Alexa: Anyway, how was your day with Ashley, Thalia?
Thalia: We had a splendid time together. I think I’ve really changed her.
Ashley: (enters, is reading a fat book) Hello, my fellow scholars. I was just reading a novel about the California gold rush. Did you know that James Marshall was the first one to discover the gold? That guy was a rich genius! And, I just finished another novel about managing your money. And, I watched Mad Money last night. Jim Cramer is a financial genius! In fact, everyone is a genius!
Ginny: Ashley… you’re… smart?
Lily: Wow! She can do anything! What’s 72 divided by 12?
Ashley: Is that a trick question?
Thalia: Her brain only functions when she’s thinking about wealth. Watch: Ashley, whats $72 divided by $12?
Ashley: $6. However, that is a juvenile question. One might say, interpret $865+$89-$87*$x=$10,404. X is obviously…
Ashley and Thalia: $12! (they high-five)
Thalia: I love this new Ashley!
Ashley: (looks around, sees newspaper) Oh, the newspaper’s here! I need to see how much money it will take to seal the oil leak! (picks it up, starts reading, gasps) Isaac Martin Rich Found a Diamond Mine Below New Summer Villa! OMG! (throws book away) I’M RICH AGAIN!!!!!!
Everyone Else (except Thalia): YES!
Thalia: NO! (runs to Ashley) Ashley, whats $12 * $2?
Ashley: Who cares? I’M RICH AGAIN!
Thalia: (takes newspaper) … she’s right! It says that Isaac Martin Rich, who often goes by I.M Rich, went all the way back to his summer villa in Hawaii to retrieve his handkerchief.
Lily: (takes newspaper) While he was there, he saw the construction of his was-going-to-be-and-now-will-be outdoor pool… and he found a diamond!
Ginny: (takes newspaper) So, I.M Rich kept digging… and found an entire diamond mine!
Analise: (takes newspaper) I.M Rich has now started a new company that sells disinfectant products named Pineapple, so he won’t have to worry about any health inspectors.
Alexa: (takes newspaper) And, of course, I.M Rich blames this whole catastrophe on the health inspector… Mr. Isaiah Mitchell, I.M... Cleen.
Everyone Else (except Ashley) THAT’S YOUR DAD!
Alexa: Guys! Shhh!
Ashley: (turns around dramatically) Your dad… shut down my dad’s… company?
(camera focuses on each person’s face and makes wooshing noises)
Recorded message: WHAT WILL HAPPEN WHEN TAGLAA BREAKS UP? FIND OUT IN SEASON TWO!
Everyone: (suddenly happy) Okay, bye!


Coming up in season 2: TAGLAA? BREAKING UP? WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO THESE 6 BEST FRIENDS??? Coming in November or January... not sure of the exact date yet...

stay tuned!

The All About Alexa Play

Hope u guys like it!


Alexa: Good night, Mom! (More softly) I hope I don’t have that same nightmare again.
(Alexa sleeps, and the bully comes into the scene. She picks her nose.)
Bully: Hah, Alexa Cleen! You will suffer my eternal germy-ness! I will pick my nose and stuff my finger in your mouth! Nyah-hah-hah-hah-hah!!
Alexa: NO!!! NO!!!
Alexa: (wakes up) I had the same nightmare again! What am I going to do!?
　
@ school:
(the gang is talking when Alexa comes to them)
Alexa: (yawns, puts head in food)
Analise: Great fall, but isn’t that a little too drastic?
Alexa: (wakes up) Huh? (screams) GERMS! GERMS!
(while Alexa’s screaming, bully sees her, takes a napkin, blows her nose in it, and goes to TAGLAAS table)
Bully: Looking for something, Alexa? (hands her napkin)
Alexa: (doesn’t notice its bully, and takes napkin) Thanks. (wipes her face) Why is my face so sticky?
Bully: Cuz I blew my nose in the napkin! (laughs in a very evil manner and leaves)
Thalia: Who was that?
Ashley: Whoever that was, she has no fashion taste! Did you see her shirt? Ugly! And the worst part of all… NO ACESSORIES! NO jewelry or anything! And that hair-
Ginny: We get it Ashley! But she does look very fit…how does she do it? Maybe a three-mile run everyday?
Lily: She should meditate more often to let all her feelings out… and get rid of some of her issues. Anyway, Ohm… (continues meditating)
Alexa: (crying) She’s Your Worst Nightmare!
Thalia: Don’t you mean your worst nightmare, as in you, not us?
Alexa: Actually, her legal name is Your-Worst-Nightmare Jinjuwadia.
Thalia: Is she… bullying you?
Alexa: YES! (sobs) She keeps on sticking germs in my face and threatening to make me sick… and everyday I have the same nightmare that she picks her nose and threatens me! (cries)
Analise: (gets up, starts pacing) We have to think of a plaan! (falls) This bully will not trouble our friend anymore! She shall faaaaall (falls) down!
Lily: Maybe we can ask the spirits of bullying to help us! (meditates hard)
Ashley: What we need is to give her a FABULOUS makeover! She’ll be so captivated by her own reflection; she won’t pay any attention to Alexa and her non-designer clothes at all!
Alexa: Thanks for making me feel even worse! (sobs)
Ginny: (loud voice) We can run after her and tackle her to the ground! (suddenly normal) It’ll be good exercise, and we’ll get her to talk!
Alexa: (suddenly happy) That’s it!
All: What’s it?
Alexa: I found a 9-letter word for sad! Depressed! (writes in newspaper)
(everyone looks at her like she’s the craziest person on Earth)
Alexa: But I also have a plan.
Lily: Now that’s typical Alexa.
At Ashley’s house:
Analise: Alexa, your idea about making a plan for defeating Your-Worst-Nightmare is just brilliant!
Ashley: And obviously, since we ARE here, my house is the best place to do it!
(look in phone book)
Ginny: She’s not in here. That’s weird.
Thalia: Check if she has a headbook.
Lily: No, there is only someone named Your-best-day-dream…
Thalia: Oh my gosh! Look! (points to imaginary window)
(everyone sees Bully walk up driveway and into house next door)
Everyone (except Ashley): YOUR NEXT DOOR NEIGHBOR IS YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE AND YOU DIDN’T TELL US?
Ashley: I thought maybe it was her nice twin…you know instead of evil twin?...(nobody laughs) I was making a joke.
Ginny: There’s nothing funny about this! I want her to feel the wrath of my watermelon-sized biceps! (Flexes muscles)
Thalia: Your-Worst-Nightmare torments Alexa because of her verminophobia…fear of germs , by the way. She should get a taste to her own medicine.
Lily: Well, every person has a weakness. Guru taught me that by the way. How should we find out?
Analise: How about we spy on her? We can climb a ladder and look in her bedroom. I would volunteer, but I’d probably fall off.
Alexa: I will do it. It’s time for Operation Spy-On-Your-Worst-Nightmare. I CAN DO THIS!
(next to ladder)
Alexa: I can’t do this…
Analise: You are going to have to face your fears sooner or later.
Alexa: I choose later. (tries to walk away)
Lily: The spirits say… It is now or never.
Alexa: I choose never (tries to walk away)
Thalia: Statistically, there is a one in two hundredth chance that you will get this golden opportunity again.
Alexa: One in two hundred? That’s great! (tries to walk away)
Ginny: Come on girl! Get your head in the game or you will be humiliated for the rest of your life and have a painful death!!!
Alexa: Okay, Okay, but still… (everyone pushes her to ladder and she starts to climb it)
Your Best Daydream: Look, little sis, you are going to have to face your fears sooner or later.
Bully: I choose later. Give me my nightlight. You know how I feel about the dark.
YBD: Your Worst Nightmare, you are fifteen now! You’ve flunked plenty of grades.
Bully: But, Your Best Daydream…I CAN’T. Give me Bob back!
YBD: Too bad. (Imitating Bob) Good bye You Worst Nightmare!
Bully: Nooooo! Bob! Nooooo!! (falls on knees sobbing)
(Alexa climbs down)
Alexa: Oh My Gosh. I know what she is afraid of.
Everyone: What?
Alexa: …the … dark.
Ginny: Let’s go back to Ashley’s house. I’ve got a plan.
@ school:
Ginny: Everyone know the plan?
Everyone else: Yeah!
Ginny: Then let’s go. Hike!
Ashley: You want us to take a hike AGAIN? We did that TWICE to go to Lily’s meditation institution! I refuse!
Analise: Yeah, I fell off that mountain.
Lily: I think hiking to Guru’s is a splendid time.
Ginny: GUYS! “hike” is a football term! It means, go!!!
Everyone except Thalia: Oh!
Thalia: I knew that.
(Everyone except Alexa goes to Bully)
Ginny: I know of the germiest place on Earth! It’s right here in our school!
Analise: Yeah! I heard even flies die in there!
Thalia: Yes. If you stay within a hundred foot radius, you’ll immediately pass out!
Lily: Even spirits find it a little stinky in there.
Ashley: It’s the PERFECT SPOT for anyone who would want to, oh, I don’t know, bully Alexa.
Bully: (whispers) That’s me!
Lily and Analise: Let’s go!
(they start walking, bully follows them. Eventually, they end up in the supply closet. Once bully’s inside, the gang walks out)
Alexa: Serves you right your worst nightmare! (slams door)
Bully: (from inside door) NO! NOO!!! THE DARK! I CAN’T SEE! BOB! BOB! COME BACK!!!
Alexa: (opens door) Do you promise never to bully me again?
Bully: Yes! I know how it feels now! I’m… I’m…
Everyone: Sorry?
Bully: Yeah, that.
Alexa: It’s okay. Now, get out of my sight.
Bully: Yes, Ms. Cleen. (runs away)
Alexa: Now that’s how TAGLAA does it!
Everyone Else: Yeah! (they all high-five)

The End :)

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The All About Thalia Play: Part 2

Hope u guys liked the first part!

Thursday with Analise:

Analise: Don't worry, Thalia. Falling is much easier than all the other skills that the other girls have. If you do it often enough, it doesn't hurt! The first thing you should learn is how to trip over your own feet. take one step forward. Then take a step with another foot, but DON'T move your foot that your first stepped with. (demonstrates)

Thalia: (trys and succeeds) That was easy, but painful. i don't think this is worth it.

Analise: Don't worry; I have a soft matress for you to practice on. I stopped using it when I was four because I got so good at falling.

Thalia: (trips herself five times on the matress) This is pointless and boring.

Analise: Next, I'll show you how to crash into walls! Come and talk to me about something to distract me.

Thalia: Well, in China, Empress Wu ruled during the Tang dynasty. She ruled really harshly, but she brought prosperity to China. Something that was invented during the Tang dynasty was-

Analise: (crashed into wall)

Thalia: Oh gosh, are you alright?

Analise: (gets up) Of course I'm alright! You try!

Thalia: No thanks, I like my bones better than my image. Good bye! (leaves)

Friday with Alexa:

Alexa: I'm going to take you to my favorite place in the world!

Thalia: Which is...?

Alexa: The hand sanitizer factory!

Thalia: This is going to be a LONG day!

(Ella comes inside)

Ella Pure: Welcome, Alexa!

(Ella and Alexa put hand sanitizer on and shake hands.)

Alexa: This is my friend, Thalia.

Ella: Thalia! Welcome! I'm Ella Pure.

Thalia: (offers hand to shake)

Ella: Uh, no.

Thalia: Oh, I get it! YOur name is Ella Pure. You own the trademark Purell. It's your last name ccombined with your first! Thus, Ella Pure was made into Purell!

Ella: Um, yes, I suppose.

Alexa: Shall we go inside?

Thalia: Okay.

(they go inside)

Ella: And here, we mix together all the ingredients to create a protection miracle.

Thalia: Don't you put water, ethyl alcohol, and fragrance?

Ella: Yes, and we also add isopropyl alcohol, aminomethyl propanol, and tocopheryl acetate.

Thalia: But tocopheryl acetate is known to cause cancer!

Ella: Yes, but not skin cancer; lung cancer.

Thalia: But what if someone swallows it???

Ella: Don't worry, you'll probably die before the lung cancer happens.

Thalia: I'm never using your brand again! I'm leaving! (turns to go)

Ella: Wait! Before you leave, do you want a box of sanitizer?

Thalia: (turns back) DID YOU HEAR WHAT I JUST SAID??? I DON'T WANT YOUR HAND SANITIZER! I'M USING GERM-X NOW! (leaves)

Ella: That's a horrible insult.

Alexa: I'm so sorry, Ella. But I'll take the boxes. Thanks! (leaves with the boxes)

Sunday at Thalia's house:

Thalia: I've decided that I'm going to be-

Everyone else: Me!

Thalia: -myself.

Everyone else: I told you- oh.

Thalia: I guess everyone makes mistakes. Sometimes, Ashley has her bad hair days, Ginny has her out-of-shape days, Analise has her graceful days, Alexa has her dirty days, and Lily has her unspiritual days. I've had that one dumb day, which I hope never happens again.

Monday at school:

Teacher: Thalia, I accidentally made a mistake in grading your test. You got an A+.

Everyone except Thalia: WHAT??!!

Thalia: (faints in relief)

Analise: Good fall!

~THE END~

The All About Thalia Play: Part 1

Teacher: You all did very well on the test you took last week... with one exception.

Thalia: I bet i got an A+!

(Teacher hands Thalia her test back)

Thalia: AN A-!?!?!?!?!?!? This must be a mistake!

Teacher: Class dismissed.

--

Thalia's house

(Thalia sits alone)

(doorbell rings)

Thalia: (sad voice) Come in...

(all except Ashley come in)

Lilly: Thalia, what's wrong?

Ginny: Yeah, you look down in the dumps today.

Analise: You look like me when I fall. Aah! (falls)

Alexa: Would hand sanitizer make you feel better? I always feel better when I'm protected from germs.

Thalia: I got an A- on that History test we got back today.

Ashley: (runs in) Guess what? I got a C+ on that History test we got back today! I'm so happy!

Thalia: I've given up being smart. I got an A- on that test. I need a new image.

Everyone except Thalia: I'll teach you to be more like me! (group starts arguing)

Thalia: (claps hands) Girls, girls, calm down! How about starting Monday I spend a day with each of you, and you can teach me how to be like you. Then, I'll decide which personality I like best.

Everyone Else: I call Monday! (group starts arguing)

Thalia: How about we go in reverse alphabetical order.
--

Lily: I'm glad this is my day with you Thallia... and I went first!

Thalia: Ok... Where are we going anyway?

Lily: I'm taking you to a place where nobody has set foot in before. The path of Icecream Enlightenment.

(They climb a tall, steep mountain)

Guru: Welcome to my land of icecream nirvana enlightenment. Lily, come show me what you have learned.

Lily: Yes, oh guru of icecream enlightenment.

(both go into deep meditation)

Guru: That was refreshing. And who is your friend? Does she want to learn the nirvana?

Thalila: Um, sure madam.

(Guru gasps)

Lily: You can only call her Master or Guru.

Thalia: Sorry, master. (takes a deep bow)

Guru: You sit down. Then close your eyes. And say Ohm.

(Thalila trys, but can't say Ohm correctly)

Guru: You hurt my ears too much. Go away and never come back.

Thalia: I knew I was too dumb.

Lily: It's okay. I can be your guru.

Thalia: I don't feel like bowing to you. Bye.

(Tuesday afternoon)

Thalia: What are we going to do today, Ginny?

Ginny: We are going to do excercise with my health instuctor, Coach Stone.

Thalia: Okay, then...

Coach Stone: (loud voice) Welcome, Ginny! Who's this weak friend you've got here?

Ginny: This is Thalia. She's spending the day with me.

Coach Stone: Okay. Even if you do look like a deflated baloon, I think you have potential. Protien shake?

(Coach Stone gives her a glass)

Thalia: (drinks) Eww! (spits out) What did you put in here?

Coach Stone: The usual: raw eggs, nails, and a little fat free milk. But that's just for flavor. It's not supposed to be like that.

Thalia: Well, okay...

Ginny: (takes a big sip) Isn't it great?

Coach Stone: Great source of protien!

(both laugh)

Coach Stone: Alright, let's get to excercise! Ginny, why don't you go teach your little friend some of our excercises?

Ginny: Sure thing, coach! Come on, Thalia!

(they do warmups and run)

Two hours later:

Thalia: (out of breath) Are we done yet?

Ginny: No way! We still need to run a couple of laps!

Thalia: Can we just go home?

Ginny: If we jog there... (starts running)

Thalia: OH! (runs after Ginny)

Wednesday afternoon:

Thalia: What are we doing today?

Ashley: We're going shopping. What else?

Thalia: I should have known. I'm so dumb.

Ashley: Don't be silly. No one is dumber than me.

(they enter the mall)

Ashley: I want to introduce you to my personal clothing assistant, Vandoughdoubledeckerbus Smith.

Thalia: Hello, Ms. Smith.

DD: Please, call me DD.

Thalia: Don't you mean Double D, or 2(d) or D squared or...

DD: No, no no, DD is fine.

(Ashley takes Thalia aside)

Ashley: What did you thing you were doing?

Thalia: Trying to act cool.

Ashley: Well, it's not working. To really look cool, you have to wear these (points to pants)

Thalia: What are those?

Ashley: Skinny jeans.

Thalia: That looks awful for the circulation in your legs.

Ashley: Pish posh. DD, find something that's her style.

(DD takes measures)

DD: Hmmm, hmmm, hmmm. This will really make her eyes pop out.

Thalia: I don't want my eyes to pop out!

Ashley: Not literally!

Thalia: Do you even know what that means?

Ashley: No... (looks at outfit) That? That's ugly. How about this? (holds up outfit)

Thalia: Ewwwww! This is not working. I like the first one though.

Ashley: You have no taste! You're so dumb! (winces) Oops...

Thalia: I know...

(Ashley and Thalia leave)

DD: You know, I kinda like D squared. It's catchy.

Part 2 comin' soon!!!

The all about Ginny play (not a very good title, I know)

If you're confused about who the characters are, look 2 the left

Ginny: NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

Nurse: I'm sorry. You have a fever of 103. You will have to go home. I will call your parents

Ginny: The horror!!!

Ashley: You are SO lucky! I wish I could go home. I hate school.

Thalia: You know what? The type of illness is the influenza. You should take Ammoxicylin and Ogmentin. It should cure your high fever, sore throat, hedache, cough, etc. Just make sure you do not get in contact with contaminated objects to keep it from spreading. Also, get plenty of rest and follow your doctor's recommendations.

Alexa: Also, make sure to use a lot of hand sanitizer! (looks at Thalia) Wait... you are not her doctor, so should she follow your advice?

Ashley: She knows a bunch of science-y stuff, so she technically is a doctor.

Nurse: I have not called you here to socialize! You told me that you were her sisters and you were worried!

All except nurse: Um, yeah... about that...

Analise: Run!

Ginny: I wish I could run!

--

Lily: Phew! Yesterday was a close one! I can't belive we had to lie about being Ginny's sisters just to see her.

Ashley: I'm just surprised the nurse actually belived us! I mean, what kind of person has 5 sisters?

Analise: Oh, this is awful. Ginny must feel so guilty about missing her sports practices.

Thalia: Ginny's teams couldn't do with one person absent. We have to fill in for Ginny for each of her sports. We aren't great athletes, but we have to do our best.

Ashley: I can't do that! Sport clothing is UGG-LY!

Alexa: But we owe it to her. Remember when she helped us?

All: (thinking) Mmm, no.

Lily: Actually, I remember that she tried to help Thalia find a new identity as an athlete.

Thalis: That didn't work, though.

Alexa: Whatever! (inspirational music plays while she's talking) She's our friend. We are her best friends and we should always help her out when she needs it.

(Ashley and Analise leave)

Alexa: (doesn't notice) As they say,'A friend in need is a friend indeed' and Ginny is a friend in need, so we should help her, indeed!

(Thalia leaves)

Alexa: It is our duty to help her. Why be so selfish as to think of ourselves? So I say, my fellow friends, ask not what a friend can do for you, but what you can do for your friend!

Lily: (applauding) Beautiful! Just beautiful! (wipes away tears and blows her nose)

--

Alexa: Hello, my name is Alexa Cleen. That is spelled C-L-E-E-N, okay? Okay. I would shake your hand, but I bet it's full of germs, so I won't. I am here to fill in for Ginny Fitt: captain of the basketball team. That's G-I-N-N--

Coach Stone: I know. Okay... Well, Ms. I'm-So-Clean. why don't you show me what you got.

Alexa: Okay!

(picks up ball, then drops it)

Alexa: Ewwwww! This is so germy!!! I... need... SANITIZER!!!

Coach Stone: Well, too bad. You will have to pick it up, and SHOOT!

Alexa: Okay... (puts on gloves and throws, misses by 10 feet) How did I do?

Coach Stone: (in shock) You... you... you...

Alexa: I know. I am that good, aren't I.

Coach Stone: You... SUCK! You suck like burnt eggs on a warm summer's day! Go away! I can't stand to see your face! Out! OUT!

(Alexa runs away)

--

Lily: Hello! My name is Lily Ome. That's O-M-E. I'm here to fill in for Ginny Fitt. That's G-I-N-N--

Coach Stone: For crying out loud, I know the spelling of my best player's name!! What happened to her anyway? Pneumonia? Heart failure?

Lily: She has the flu.

Coach Stone: Ah, the flu. Athletes never get sick... that is, until they get the flu. It's just horror! (shivers)

Lily: Um... okay. I'm here to fill Ginny's position for the volleyball team.

Coach Stone: Alright, show me what you've got.

Lily: WAIT! I must meditate. (starts mediating) Ohm... volleyball. Ohm...

(Coach Stone throws ball, hits Lily's head.)

Lily: Ow... Ohm... volleyball. Ohm...(ball hits her again) Ow... Ohm... (ball hits her again) Stop...

Coach Stone: Girl, in order to play volleyball, you must stand and keep your eyes open at all times. You suck... like burnt eggs on a warm summer's day!

Lily: Fine! (goes home)

--

Ashley: Hey! I'm Ashley Rich. That's R- (pauses) Ich! I'm here to fill in for Ginny Fitt. That's G- (pauses) Inny!

Coach Stone: For God's sake, I KNOW HOW TO SPELL GINNY'S NAME!

Ashley: (looking at nails) Huh? You were saying something?

Coach Stone: Oh, whatever. You're here for the track and feild tryouts, right?

Ashley: I guess. Thalia sort of forced me to come here.

Coach Stone: Just start running.

(Ashley starts running, Coach Stone times it.)

Coach Stone: 15 seconds! How did you go so fast?

Ashley: Duh! The sales at the mall, like, always get SO crowded! I HAVE to get there first. How else to get there but run?

Coach Stone: Amazing! Now if you'll just wear this uniform... (shows her clothing)

Ashley: (eyes wide) But... that's... pol- pol- POLYESTER!

(Ashley screams and runs away)

--

Thalia: Hi, Coach Stone. I'm Thalia Einstein. That's T-H-A-L-I-A E-I-N-S-T-E-I-N. I'm substituting for Ginny Fitt. That's G-I-N-N-Y F-I-T-T. Wait, you should know that spelling.

Coach Boulder: I'm Coach Stone's mother, Coach Boulder! (echoes) Now, you're here for baseball tryouts, so take this bat. I'll pitch the ball to you, and see if you can hit it.

Thalia: Okay, Coach Boulder (echoes). (whispers to herself) Now, if I hit at this trajectory angle... (coach throws ball, and Thalia misses)

Thalia: Oh, gosh! How did the trajectort angle formula not work?

Coach Boulder: We don't care about projectary bangles or any of that garbage! Just hit the ball!

Thalia: It's trajectory angle!

Coach Boulder: Well, you suck like rotten eggs on a boiling summer's day, anyway. Bye!

--

Analise: Hi, Coach Stone. I'm Analise Tripp. That's A-N-A-L-I-S-E- T-R-I-P-P. I'm here to take the place of Ginny Fitt. That's G-I-N-N-Y F-I-T-T-. Wait, you should know that spelling.

Coach Mountain: I'm Coach Stone's grandma, Coach Mountain!(scream, dramatic music) Now you're here for soccer tryouts, so take this ball and KICK IT!

Analise: Okay, Coach Mountain. (scream, dramatic music) (Analise kicks the ball and trips repeatedly three times) Ugghh, I can't do it!

Coach Mountain: No... you can't! You suck like rancid eggs in a volcano on the sun! LEAVE ME!!

Analise: AAHHH!!!! (trip)

--

(at Ginny's house)

All: Ginny! You have to come back to school and your sports!

Ginny: No way! I don't wanna get up. It's fun relaxing.

Lily: But it's your destiny to play sports.

Alexa: It's like my destiny to wash my hands.

Analise: Or my destiny to fall.

Lily: Or my destiny to meditate.

Ashley: Or my destiny to shop for expensive things, unlike cheap-o polyester!

Coach Stone: And my destiny to coach people.

Everyone except Coach Stone and Ginny: Coach Stone!!?? (run)

Ginny: I don't wanna get up.

Coach Stone: If you don't get up, you will become fat and lazy. Also, I will never make you one of my protein shakes ever again! And... I WILL FORGET THE SPELLING OF YOUR NAME!

Ginny: No, Coach Stone! Never!

Coach Stone: Then come back. Do it for Coach Boulder (echoes), Coach Mountain (scream, dramatic music), and me... Hey, where's my sound effect?

Coach Boulder: Don't you know? You don't have one!

Coach Mountain: But you will earn one.

Coach Boulder: (inspirational music plays) With all your loyalyt... and hard work... to show Ginny's true talent... you have earned the divine right... to have sound effects!

Coach Stone: So, what's my sound effect?

Coach Mountain: COACH STONE! (little girl sings la, la la, la ,la)

Coach Stone: What? That doesn't even sound threatening at all! (sits down and sighs) Hey! This feels good! I don't wanna get up!

Ginny: I DO! (gets up, runs) I'M FREE!!!!!!

The End :)

IMPORTANT

Okay, sorry my posts have been really out of wack. I've decided that instead of doing parts and episodes, I'll just post the whole play. Much easier. Also, the Bob and Anabelle story's over... I've decided to close it down. Whatever, enjoy the friend story! (still haven't thought of a name for that...)

-Michella