The All About Alexa Play

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Alexa: Good night, Mom! (More softly) I hope I don’t have that same nightmare again.
(Alexa sleeps, and the bully comes into the scene. She picks her nose.)
Bully: Hah, Alexa Cleen! You will suffer my eternal germy-ness! I will pick my nose and stuff my finger in your mouth! Nyah-hah-hah-hah-hah!!
Alexa: NO!!! NO!!!
Alexa: (wakes up) I had the same nightmare again! What am I going to do!?
　
@ school:
(the gang is talking when Alexa comes to them)
Alexa: (yawns, puts head in food)
Analise: Great fall, but isn’t that a little too drastic?
Alexa: (wakes up) Huh? (screams) GERMS! GERMS!
(while Alexa’s screaming, bully sees her, takes a napkin, blows her nose in it, and goes to TAGLAAS table)
Bully: Looking for something, Alexa? (hands her napkin)
Alexa: (doesn’t notice its bully, and takes napkin) Thanks. (wipes her face) Why is my face so sticky?
Bully: Cuz I blew my nose in the napkin! (laughs in a very evil manner and leaves)
Thalia: Who was that?
Ashley: Whoever that was, she has no fashion taste! Did you see her shirt? Ugly! And the worst part of all… NO ACESSORIES! NO jewelry or anything! And that hair-
Ginny: We get it Ashley! But she does look very fit…how does she do it? Maybe a three-mile run everyday?
Lily: She should meditate more often to let all her feelings out… and get rid of some of her issues. Anyway, Ohm… (continues meditating)
Alexa: (crying) She’s Your Worst Nightmare!
Thalia: Don’t you mean your worst nightmare, as in you, not us?
Alexa: Actually, her legal name is Your-Worst-Nightmare Jinjuwadia.
Thalia: Is she… bullying you?
Alexa: YES! (sobs) She keeps on sticking germs in my face and threatening to make me sick… and everyday I have the same nightmare that she picks her nose and threatens me! (cries)
Analise: (gets up, starts pacing) We have to think of a plaan! (falls) This bully will not trouble our friend anymore! She shall faaaaall (falls) down!
Lily: Maybe we can ask the spirits of bullying to help us! (meditates hard)
Ashley: What we need is to give her a FABULOUS makeover! She’ll be so captivated by her own reflection; she won’t pay any attention to Alexa and her non-designer clothes at all!
Alexa: Thanks for making me feel even worse! (sobs)
Ginny: (loud voice) We can run after her and tackle her to the ground! (suddenly normal) It’ll be good exercise, and we’ll get her to talk!
Alexa: (suddenly happy) That’s it!
All: What’s it?
Alexa: I found a 9-letter word for sad! Depressed! (writes in newspaper)
(everyone looks at her like she’s the craziest person on Earth)
Alexa: But I also have a plan.
Lily: Now that’s typical Alexa.
At Ashley’s house:
Analise: Alexa, your idea about making a plan for defeating Your-Worst-Nightmare is just brilliant!
Ashley: And obviously, since we ARE here, my house is the best place to do it!
(look in phone book)
Ginny: She’s not in here. That’s weird.
Thalia: Check if she has a headbook.
Lily: No, there is only someone named Your-best-day-dream…
Thalia: Oh my gosh! Look! (points to imaginary window)
(everyone sees Bully walk up driveway and into house next door)
Everyone (except Ashley): YOUR NEXT DOOR NEIGHBOR IS YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE AND YOU DIDN’T TELL US?
Ashley: I thought maybe it was her nice twin…you know instead of evil twin?...(nobody laughs) I was making a joke.
Ginny: There’s nothing funny about this! I want her to feel the wrath of my watermelon-sized biceps! (Flexes muscles)
Thalia: Your-Worst-Nightmare torments Alexa because of her verminophobia…fear of germs , by the way. She should get a taste to her own medicine.
Lily: Well, every person has a weakness. Guru taught me that by the way. How should we find out?
Analise: How about we spy on her? We can climb a ladder and look in her bedroom. I would volunteer, but I’d probably fall off.
Alexa: I will do it. It’s time for Operation Spy-On-Your-Worst-Nightmare. I CAN DO THIS!
(next to ladder)
Alexa: I can’t do this…
Analise: You are going to have to face your fears sooner or later.
Alexa: I choose later. (tries to walk away)
Lily: The spirits say… It is now or never.
Alexa: I choose never (tries to walk away)
Thalia: Statistically, there is a one in two hundredth chance that you will get this golden opportunity again.
Alexa: One in two hundred? That’s great! (tries to walk away)
Ginny: Come on girl! Get your head in the game or you will be humiliated for the rest of your life and have a painful death!!!
Alexa: Okay, Okay, but still… (everyone pushes her to ladder and she starts to climb it)
Your Best Daydream: Look, little sis, you are going to have to face your fears sooner or later.
Bully: I choose later. Give me my nightlight. You know how I feel about the dark.
YBD: Your Worst Nightmare, you are fifteen now! You’ve flunked plenty of grades.
Bully: But, Your Best Daydream…I CAN’T. Give me Bob back!
YBD: Too bad. (Imitating Bob) Good bye You Worst Nightmare!
Bully: Nooooo! Bob! Nooooo!! (falls on knees sobbing)
(Alexa climbs down)
Alexa: Oh My Gosh. I know what she is afraid of.
Everyone: What?
Alexa: …the … dark.
Ginny: Let’s go back to Ashley’s house. I’ve got a plan.
@ school:
Ginny: Everyone know the plan?
Everyone else: Yeah!
Ginny: Then let’s go. Hike!
Ashley: You want us to take a hike AGAIN? We did that TWICE to go to Lily’s meditation institution! I refuse!
Analise: Yeah, I fell off that mountain.
Lily: I think hiking to Guru’s is a splendid time.
Ginny: GUYS! “hike” is a football term! It means, go!!!
Everyone except Thalia: Oh!
Thalia: I knew that.
(Everyone except Alexa goes to Bully)
Ginny: I know of the germiest place on Earth! It’s right here in our school!
Analise: Yeah! I heard even flies die in there!
Thalia: Yes. If you stay within a hundred foot radius, you’ll immediately pass out!
Lily: Even spirits find it a little stinky in there.
Ashley: It’s the PERFECT SPOT for anyone who would want to, oh, I don’t know, bully Alexa.
Bully: (whispers) That’s me!
Lily and Analise: Let’s go!
(they start walking, bully follows them. Eventually, they end up in the supply closet. Once bully’s inside, the gang walks out)
Alexa: Serves you right your worst nightmare! (slams door)
Bully: (from inside door) NO! NOO!!! THE DARK! I CAN’T SEE! BOB! BOB! COME BACK!!!
Alexa: (opens door) Do you promise never to bully me again?
Bully: Yes! I know how it feels now! I’m… I’m…
Everyone: Sorry?
Bully: Yeah, that.
Alexa: It’s okay. Now, get out of my sight.
Bully: Yes, Ms. Cleen. (runs away)
Alexa: Now that’s how TAGLAA does it!
Everyone Else: Yeah! (they all high-five)

The End :)

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-Michella