Teacher: You all did very well on the test you took last week... with one exception.
Thalia: I bet i got an A+!
(Teacher hands Thalia her test back)
Thalia: AN A-!?!?!?!?!?!? This must be a mistake!
Teacher: Class dismissed.
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Thalia's house
(Thalia sits alone)
(doorbell rings)
Thalia: (sad voice) Come in...
(all except Ashley come in)
Lilly: Thalia, what's wrong?
Ginny: Yeah, you look down in the dumps today.
Analise: You look like me when I fall. Aah! (falls)
Alexa: Would hand sanitizer make you feel better? I always feel better when I'm protected from germs.
Thalia: I got an A- on that History test we got back today.
Ashley: (runs in) Guess what? I got a C+ on that History test we got back today! I'm so happy!
Thalia: I've given up being smart. I got an A- on that test. I need a new image.
Everyone except Thalia: I'll teach you to be more like me! (group starts arguing)
Thalia: (claps hands) Girls, girls, calm down! How about starting Monday I spend a day with each of you, and you can teach me how to be like you. Then, I'll decide which personality I like best.
Everyone Else: I call Monday! (group starts arguing)
Thalia: How about we go in reverse alphabetical order.
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Lily: I'm glad this is my day with you Thallia... and I went first!
Thalia: Ok... Where are we going anyway?
Lily: I'm taking you to a place where nobody has set foot in before. The path of Icecream Enlightenment.
(They climb a tall, steep mountain)
Guru: Welcome to my land of icecream nirvana enlightenment. Lily, come show me what you have learned.
Lily: Yes, oh guru of icecream enlightenment.
(both go into deep meditation)
Guru: That was refreshing. And who is your friend? Does she want to learn the nirvana?
Thalila: Um, sure madam.
(Guru gasps)
Lily: You can only call her Master or Guru.
Thalia: Sorry, master. (takes a deep bow)
Guru: You sit down. Then close your eyes. And say Ohm.
(Thalila trys, but can't say Ohm correctly)
Guru: You hurt my ears too much. Go away and never come back.
Thalia: I knew I was too dumb.
Lily: It's okay. I can be your guru.
Thalia: I don't feel like bowing to you. Bye.
(Tuesday afternoon)
Thalia: What are we going to do today, Ginny?
Ginny: We are going to do excercise with my health instuctor, Coach Stone.
Thalia: Okay, then...
Coach Stone: (loud voice) Welcome, Ginny! Who's this weak friend you've got here?
Ginny: This is Thalia. She's spending the day with me.
Coach Stone: Okay. Even if you do look like a deflated baloon, I think you have potential. Protien shake?
(Coach Stone gives her a glass)
Thalia: (drinks) Eww! (spits out) What did you put in here?
Coach Stone: The usual: raw eggs, nails, and a little fat free milk. But that's just for flavor. It's not supposed to be like that.
Thalia: Well, okay...
Ginny: (takes a big sip) Isn't it great?
Coach Stone: Great source of protien!
(both laugh)
Coach Stone: Alright, let's get to excercise! Ginny, why don't you go teach your little friend some of our excercises?
Ginny: Sure thing, coach! Come on, Thalia!
(they do warmups and run)
Two hours later:
Thalia: (out of breath) Are we done yet?
Ginny: No way! We still need to run a couple of laps!
Thalia: Can we just go home?
Ginny: If we jog there... (starts running)
Thalia: OH! (runs after Ginny)
Wednesday afternoon:
Thalia: What are we doing today?
Ashley: We're going shopping. What else?
Thalia: I should have known. I'm so dumb.
Ashley: Don't be silly. No one is dumber than me.
(they enter the mall)
Ashley: I want to introduce you to my personal clothing assistant, Vandoughdoubledeckerbus Smith.
Thalia: Hello, Ms. Smith.
DD: Please, call me DD.
Thalia: Don't you mean Double D, or 2(d) or D squared or...
DD: No, no no, DD is fine.
(Ashley takes Thalia aside)
Ashley: What did you thing you were doing?
Thalia: Trying to act cool.
Ashley: Well, it's not working. To really look cool, you have to wear these (points to pants)
Thalia: What are those?
Ashley: Skinny jeans.
Thalia: That looks awful for the circulation in your legs.
Ashley: Pish posh. DD, find something that's her style.
(DD takes measures)
DD: Hmmm, hmmm, hmmm. This will really make her eyes pop out.
Thalia: I don't want my eyes to pop out!
Ashley: Not literally!
Thalia: Do you even know what that means?
Ashley: No... (looks at outfit) That? That's ugly. How about this? (holds up outfit)
Thalia: Ewwwww! This is not working. I like the first one though.
Ashley: You have no taste! You're so dumb! (winces) Oops...
Thalia: I know...
(Ashley and Thalia leave)
DD: You know, I kinda like D squared. It's catchy.
Part 2 comin' soon!!!
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